Why don’t we start with some introductions. You know, get to know each other a little bit. Where you’re from, who you are.
LET ME TELL YOU A THING
THIS IS A LEGIT THING
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE
Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.
And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”
And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing
This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.
01/?? FAVORITE FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS:
RUTH JAMISON & IDGIE THREADGOODE / FRIED GREEN TOMATOES (1991)
"You know, I’ve heard there were people who could charm bees—I’ve just never seen it done, before today. You’re just a bee charmer, Idgie Threadgoode. That’s what you are. A bee charmer.”
2/5. Why you should see “La Bayadere”
The Kingdom of the Shades
watching POB and Mariinsky’s corps de ballet is always really surreal because part of you is more willing to believe that they are all a recurring hologram of the same girl than a group of different people with different thoughts and interests and life experiences
history is so fucking interesting the world is so goddamn old there were fucking dinosaurs and ancient civilizations and shit and it never fails to blow my motherfucking mind
THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR FLUFFY NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH POPCORNS AND CUTE KISSES AND CUDDLES AND THEN THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR HARDCORE ANGRY SEX
so be careful when youre planning your next cruise
LoOK hOw hAAAPpy eVerYONE iS
kaTIE WHAT THE FUCK i’M TAKING AWAY YOUR PHOTOSHOP
Doors around the World
youre gonna look so goddamn cool